"Mom? What would happen if the hottest thing in the universe fell down on earth right outside our house?"
"We'd all burn to a crisp?"
"No silly... we'd be all toasty warm and not freezing like it is right now."
"I think people in the east would take objection to your calling 42° freezing."
"Feels freezing to me."
Well to me as well, but scientifically speaking it's not.
I was actually surprised that the answer to his question wasn't "We'd all explode"..... since most things in Jeffrey's universe revolve around explosions.
All you have to do is look at his room once in awhile and you will see what I mean.