Me: driving completely and evenly in the middle of the lane, curving around a freeway on-ramp
My car: beep beep beep... BEEP BEEP BEEP, PAY ATTENTION, You're swerving all over the road! You're going to kill us all! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
Also my car:
Me: driving out between the fields in the agricultural area, when a road runner darts out in front of the car causing me to swerve towards the center line, then make a hard correction back into my lane to avoid on coming traffic
My car: AH, what a fine day! Gorgeous weather, Lovely breeze, not a thing wrong in the world! Carry on my lady!
