Me (for 10+ minutes): Hic Hic Hic Ouch..... HIC HIC HIC
Jeff: Got the Hiccups?
Me: HIC Good HIC guess HIC.. Ouch these hurt... HIC HIC
Jeff: Did you try some water?
Me: HIC, no, Hic, It never, Hic, Helps..... HIC HIC HIC
I go back to work and then, 2 minutes later:
I hear the LOUDEST, most earth shattering "HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" delivered at the top of someone's lungs, directed right at me.
I screech and fall off my chair in terror. Quite certain my heart has stopped.
The cat has become airborne as well and rocketed 2 rooms away before stopping to figure out what the Hell happened.
Jeff (calmly): Did that help?
Me (eyes still bulging out of their sockets) I think I died of fright so it doesn't matter anymore.
Jeff (smiling): well I try to help where I can.
(And as much as I hate to admit it, having the crap scared out of you REALLY does get rid of the hiccups.)
