So Jeff and Katherine are having a "Who can take more steps during the day" contest. (They both have step counters on their phones).
The two most competitive people I know and I get to live with them.
So all day for the past few days I've got 2 pacing, going for walks, and schlepping up and down the stairs bodies in the house.
Today it has escalated to the point that I heard Katherine yelling from the other room "DAD would you just go sit down!!!!"
To which his answer was to walk outside saying "Just as soon as I take a quick stroll around the block".
I have never seen Katherine move so fast to find her shoes so he wouldn't get too far ahead of her step count which for the both of them at this point is somewhere over 7000.
No telling what it will be when they finally decide to give it up and come back inside.