Me: Puts new phone holder in car
New Phone Holder OOOOOOo, look at this, it's the Google assistant button,
Im gonna push it.
Phone: Hello Melora, what can I help you with?
Me: SHHHHhhhhhh..... go away (shuts off nosey app)
(repeat above 2 steps, 4 separate times)
Me: what in the actual F***.... What is wrong with you! Shut up!
Phone: You sound upset Melora, there is no need for that kind of language. If you ask me nicely I can assist you with many things. Please try asking again or let me know if you would like to send feedback on my performance.
Me:
Phone: Are you still there, Melora? What can I help you with?
Me: Takes down new phone holder and tosses phone onto the passenger seat.
I'm an adult damn it and I can say whatever I want!
(As long as the 5 year old isn't within earshot)
