Recalled a funny memory today.
I was in second grade and we were learning songs for the upcoming holiday show.
Our teacher was Jewish so we had an even mix of Christmas and Hannukah songs.
When the music teacher started playing and singing one of them for us to hear I was quite certain the words were: "Come light the Melora" and I was so embarrassed that I asked to go to the bathroom so I didn't have to hear everyone singing my name.
The teacher wouldn't let me go until she handed out the music at
which time I realized they were lighting the Menorah, not in fact, me.