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As if life isn't stressful enough, the universe gives us teenagers
Anyone looking for a low mileage 19 year old with a bad attitude?
Comes with own high mileage transportation that I paid for.
To be fair, she has paid for 6 of the past 24 payments.
Thereby proving I have no idea what I am talking about when I say she hasn't paid her fair share.
She after all has been doing the best she can.
I clearly have no idea how hard life can be.
I am immature and my expectations are far too high.

What the hell is wrong with me???