HONK HONK HONK!!!!!

Apparently, even though I might believe otherwise, I am not the poster child for proper and polite driving manners.

I was pulling out of the market parking lot the other day, waiting for the traffic to clear so I could turn right. When it looked like I had an opening I pulled out into the far right lane just as someone changed lanes in the intersection and almost plowed into me.

I swerved out of the way.

"HEY" Jeffrey shouted from the back seat... "HEY, did you see that?? Honk at that guy... Why didn't you honk? Did you see him? He almost hit us! HONK HONK HONK!!!!! Why aren't you honking?"

"Jeffrey, calm down. Whoever it was is long gone."

"But you should have honked... That was the perfect time for you to have honked... you ALWAYS honk when someone is being an idiot."

"I do NOT!"

It would be highly inappropriate for me to pass judgement on someone's mental competency when I have not even met them.

"Yes you do.... you always honk one really long time and then you yell at them that they are being an idiot."

Apparently Jeffrey has been driving in a car with some OTHER mother.

Because I would never do that.

Really.

No really.

I swear.